Sunday, September 5, 2010
article: the masturbation manual
One of the secrets of successful mutual masturbation is varying your hand motions. Here are just a few techniques that are indispensable.
Switch-Hitter
Use both hands, alternating back and forth in a pattern you develop to offer him the most arousal. He will notice the difference. Your less practised hand is more tentative, less firm. He'll respond to that. But only temporarily. Don't get into a routine where the strokes are dull and noncommittal; men like to be handled firmly.
Double Whammy
Bring both well lubricated hands down on his shaft. Some penises are so big they require two hands. If your partner's doesn't, then use the other hand to caress and lightly flutter his testicles, or tighten around the base of his shaft. If both hands fit along the length of the shaft, movethem together, up and down, in the typical pumping motion. You can also vary the directions of your hands, one up, one down at the same time.
The Anvil Stroke
Bring one hand down, letting it stroke the penis from the top all the way to the bottom. When it hits the bottom release it. Meanwhile you're bringing your corresponding hand down on the top of the shaft, creating an alternating beating motion, hence the name anvil stroke.
The Shuttle Cock
Take the penis in both hands, fingers lightly touching the sides of the shaft. In order to visualise the positio, think of yourself holding a clarinet. Now flick the penis back and forth between your two hands by holding on to the loose skin of the shaft. Shuttling it back and forth in this manner may not seem incredibly thrilling to him at first, but pretty soon as it builds up momentum, it will drive him out of his mind.
The Bookends
Place both of your hands side by side against his shaft like a pair of bookends. Now push hard against his penis. Then lift your hands up and down. Continue in this manner for a while. The consant tugging on the skin around the balls and the mons pubis will do the trick.
The Base Clutch
Tighten your thumb and forefinger around the base of the shaft, pressing down on the testicles. This will help you steady the shaft in your hand. If the skin on it is slick and smooth, you can stroke the penis with more friction, thereby augmenting the thrilling experience.
The Love Tug
As you are stroking him, lightly pull on the wispy strands of pubic hair sprouting from his testicles. Don't pull so hard that you remove them altogether - just tease them gently and lovingly.
The Two-Timer
Tickle his testicles with one hand while the other moves up and down.
The Thigh Swatter
Use the hand that is currently unemployed to firmly but lovingly pat his inner thighs.
Best Fist Forward
Place your fist against his perineum as you're stroking him. He'll probably start opening his legs a little wider, giving you more space topress against.
The Chestnuts
I call a man's nipples "chestnuts" because they are a primary erogenous zone that happens to be located on his chest. Massage one of his nipples while you masturbate him. Spin the little pink and brown areole between your thumb and forefinger as if you were trying to find a good station on the radio.
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Well, that's it - and remember, maturbation is one of the safest forms of sex of all. It has also been suggested to be that placing two penises on one condom and masturbating is pretty good too.
Best of luck on your new venture!
Switch-Hitter
Use both hands, alternating back and forth in a pattern you develop to offer him the most arousal. He will notice the difference. Your less practised hand is more tentative, less firm. He'll respond to that. But only temporarily. Don't get into a routine where the strokes are dull and noncommittal; men like to be handled firmly.
Double Whammy
Bring both well lubricated hands down on his shaft. Some penises are so big they require two hands. If your partner's doesn't, then use the other hand to caress and lightly flutter his testicles, or tighten around the base of his shaft. If both hands fit along the length of the shaft, movethem together, up and down, in the typical pumping motion. You can also vary the directions of your hands, one up, one down at the same time.
The Anvil Stroke
Bring one hand down, letting it stroke the penis from the top all the way to the bottom. When it hits the bottom release it. Meanwhile you're bringing your corresponding hand down on the top of the shaft, creating an alternating beating motion, hence the name anvil stroke.
The Shuttle Cock
Take the penis in both hands, fingers lightly touching the sides of the shaft. In order to visualise the positio, think of yourself holding a clarinet. Now flick the penis back and forth between your two hands by holding on to the loose skin of the shaft. Shuttling it back and forth in this manner may not seem incredibly thrilling to him at first, but pretty soon as it builds up momentum, it will drive him out of his mind.
The Bookends
Place both of your hands side by side against his shaft like a pair of bookends. Now push hard against his penis. Then lift your hands up and down. Continue in this manner for a while. The consant tugging on the skin around the balls and the mons pubis will do the trick.
The Base Clutch
Tighten your thumb and forefinger around the base of the shaft, pressing down on the testicles. This will help you steady the shaft in your hand. If the skin on it is slick and smooth, you can stroke the penis with more friction, thereby augmenting the thrilling experience.
The Love Tug
As you are stroking him, lightly pull on the wispy strands of pubic hair sprouting from his testicles. Don't pull so hard that you remove them altogether - just tease them gently and lovingly.
The Two-Timer
Tickle his testicles with one hand while the other moves up and down.
The Thigh Swatter
Use the hand that is currently unemployed to firmly but lovingly pat his inner thighs.
Best Fist Forward
Place your fist against his perineum as you're stroking him. He'll probably start opening his legs a little wider, giving you more space topress against.
The Chestnuts
I call a man's nipples "chestnuts" because they are a primary erogenous zone that happens to be located on his chest. Massage one of his nipples while you masturbate him. Spin the little pink and brown areole between your thumb and forefinger as if you were trying to find a good station on the radio.
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Well, that's it - and remember, maturbation is one of the safest forms of sex of all. It has also been suggested to be that placing two penises on one condom and masturbating is pretty good too.
Best of luck on your new venture!
article: how's your love life
Before you change your toothpaste, try this fun quiz. It's designed to help you evaluate and understand your love life and your ability to put it in life's proper perspective. Print this test out and circle the answers of your choice. ONLY THEN should you refer to the scoring scale and interpretation at the end of the test.
1. When you meet a person for the first time, you wonder:
a. if he or she should be cultivated as a friend.
b. how this person would react in bed.
c. how you can 'pick' his or her brain to better your own interests.
2. When a member of the same sex gives you a present, you hope it is:
a. something practical.
b. something elegant that will enhance your personal appearance.
c. something you can both enjoy.
3. When you talk to people, you usually look:
a. away.
b. into their eyes.
c. at their mouth.
4. When you come across a sexy magazine, you:
a. throw it away.
b. read it because it really turns you on.
c. find it vaguely amusing.
5. You consider lovemaking:
a. a positive statement of love.
b. a negative act.
c. fun.
6. If you found your love life unsatisfactory while in a permanent relationship, you would:
a. change partners.
b.discuss the problem with your doctor.
c. find a new hobby, such as sports.
7. You think lovemaking should be:
a. for mutual satisfaction.
b. only to carry on the family tree.
c. enjoyed whenever the mood is right.
8. You:
a. have a lurking fear of love.
b. enjoy lovemaking with the right person.
c. keep looking for novel ways to express your needs.
9. When you become involved in lovemaking, you are happiest when:
a. the other person is satisfied.
b. both of you relax with the feeling of fulfillment.
c. you have been satisfied.
10. You feel current sex education:
a. lowers moral standards.
b. is healthy, wholesome.
c. is great because it encourages greater freedom.
11. You think there should be:
a. no taboos in love making.
b. many taboos which, if broken, should be punished.
c. scientifically established taboos.
12. If you were invited to spend a weekend at a nudist camp, you would:
a. refuse because the idea is vulgar.
b. accept for the excitement of it.
c. accept or decline for the same reasons you would any other invitation.
13. When you buy clothing, you look for:
a. practical attire.
b. clothing that displays your body beautiful.
c. the latest fashion.
14. Your urge for lovemaking is strongest:
a. when the lights are low and the mood is romantic.
b. any time.
c. on a set schedule.
15. When you give a gift to an attractive person, you:
a. feel happy you made the gesture.
b. expect to be thanked physically.
c. do it because you think he or she expects it of you.
16. When you take a shower, you:
a. enjoy having him or her with you.
b. like to have him or her soap your back.
c. want to be alone.
17. If you were choosing a perfume or aftershave on the basis of its name you would buy:
a. Spring Breezes.
b. Love Potion.
c. Just For You.
18. You reslove your quarrels with your lover by:
a. an unemotional discussion of the issues.
b. walking away until the scene has cooled down.
c. forgetting the incident in the flame of passion.
19. You prefer to sleep:
a. in a warm, well-blanketed bed.
b. in unironed sheets that smell of sunshine.
c. between satin sheets.
SCORING
1. a-4 b-6 c-2 11. a-6 b-2 c-4
2. a-2 b-6 c-4 12. a-2 b-6 c-4
3. a-2 b-4 c-6 13. a-2 b-6 c-4
4. a-2 b-6 c-4 14. a-4 b-6 c-2
5. a-4 b-2 c-4 15. a-4 b-6 c-2
6. a-6 b-4 c-2 16. a-6 b-4 c-2
7. a-4 b-2 c-6 17. a-2 b-6 c-4
8. a-2 b-4 c-6 18. a-4 b-2 c-6
9. a-2 b-4 c-6 19. a-4 b-2 c-6
10. a-2 b-4 c-6
98-114 You're far too preoccupied by sex. You miss the many other wonderful things around you. Your attitude is a parallel to those who live to eat rather than eating to live. Cool down - or go see a doctor.
78-96 You have more urge than good sense. Don't measure your masculinity or feminity by conquests alone but rather by contentment and peace of mind. You may be insecure in other facets of life.
56-76 You have a wholesome, normal attitude toward sex. Changing times do not mortify you nor do they cause you to cast aside your own values. You know the difference between sex and love.
40-54 You are fearful of sex and negatively disposed even to consider the subject. Even if you do not wish to join those who feel that physical love can be beautiful, rewarding, kind, and magnificent, give yourself the chance to consider the possibility.
1. When you meet a person for the first time, you wonder:
a. if he or she should be cultivated as a friend.
b. how this person would react in bed.
c. how you can 'pick' his or her brain to better your own interests.
2. When a member of the same sex gives you a present, you hope it is:
a. something practical.
b. something elegant that will enhance your personal appearance.
c. something you can both enjoy.
3. When you talk to people, you usually look:
a. away.
b. into their eyes.
c. at their mouth.
4. When you come across a sexy magazine, you:
a. throw it away.
b. read it because it really turns you on.
c. find it vaguely amusing.
5. You consider lovemaking:
a. a positive statement of love.
b. a negative act.
c. fun.
6. If you found your love life unsatisfactory while in a permanent relationship, you would:
a. change partners.
b.discuss the problem with your doctor.
c. find a new hobby, such as sports.
7. You think lovemaking should be:
a. for mutual satisfaction.
b. only to carry on the family tree.
c. enjoyed whenever the mood is right.
8. You:
a. have a lurking fear of love.
b. enjoy lovemaking with the right person.
c. keep looking for novel ways to express your needs.
9. When you become involved in lovemaking, you are happiest when:
a. the other person is satisfied.
b. both of you relax with the feeling of fulfillment.
c. you have been satisfied.
10. You feel current sex education:
a. lowers moral standards.
b. is healthy, wholesome.
c. is great because it encourages greater freedom.
11. You think there should be:
a. no taboos in love making.
b. many taboos which, if broken, should be punished.
c. scientifically established taboos.
12. If you were invited to spend a weekend at a nudist camp, you would:
a. refuse because the idea is vulgar.
b. accept for the excitement of it.
c. accept or decline for the same reasons you would any other invitation.
13. When you buy clothing, you look for:
a. practical attire.
b. clothing that displays your body beautiful.
c. the latest fashion.
14. Your urge for lovemaking is strongest:
a. when the lights are low and the mood is romantic.
b. any time.
c. on a set schedule.
15. When you give a gift to an attractive person, you:
a. feel happy you made the gesture.
b. expect to be thanked physically.
c. do it because you think he or she expects it of you.
16. When you take a shower, you:
a. enjoy having him or her with you.
b. like to have him or her soap your back.
c. want to be alone.
17. If you were choosing a perfume or aftershave on the basis of its name you would buy:
a. Spring Breezes.
b. Love Potion.
c. Just For You.
18. You reslove your quarrels with your lover by:
a. an unemotional discussion of the issues.
b. walking away until the scene has cooled down.
c. forgetting the incident in the flame of passion.
19. You prefer to sleep:
a. in a warm, well-blanketed bed.
b. in unironed sheets that smell of sunshine.
c. between satin sheets.
SCORING
1. a-4 b-6 c-2 11. a-6 b-2 c-4
2. a-2 b-6 c-4 12. a-2 b-6 c-4
3. a-2 b-4 c-6 13. a-2 b-6 c-4
4. a-2 b-6 c-4 14. a-4 b-6 c-2
5. a-4 b-2 c-4 15. a-4 b-6 c-2
6. a-6 b-4 c-2 16. a-6 b-4 c-2
7. a-4 b-2 c-6 17. a-2 b-6 c-4
8. a-2 b-4 c-6 18. a-4 b-2 c-6
9. a-2 b-4 c-6 19. a-4 b-2 c-6
10. a-2 b-4 c-6
98-114 You're far too preoccupied by sex. You miss the many other wonderful things around you. Your attitude is a parallel to those who live to eat rather than eating to live. Cool down - or go see a doctor.
78-96 You have more urge than good sense. Don't measure your masculinity or feminity by conquests alone but rather by contentment and peace of mind. You may be insecure in other facets of life.
56-76 You have a wholesome, normal attitude toward sex. Changing times do not mortify you nor do they cause you to cast aside your own values. You know the difference between sex and love.
40-54 You are fearful of sex and negatively disposed even to consider the subject. Even if you do not wish to join those who feel that physical love can be beautiful, rewarding, kind, and magnificent, give yourself the chance to consider the possibility.
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